Sunday, December 28, 2008
Bowel Movements More Condition_symptoms
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No post anything about House, and the real reason is still going on, but
back quietly:
"The most imaginative ways, and full of verve, to kill someone"
One of the methods of murder more difficult implementation, but full of charm is incitement to suicide,
We certainly have a lot of perseverance and wit to make a killing like that,
is much more psychological to use a conventional weapon.
- to shoot a gun we can well creatures -
But everything is very simple if we are dealing with victims already suicidal, teenagers with teenage problems on their adolescence, and Emo.
Dell 'Emo helped to commit suicide we have already spoken, and there it was not even so much desired,
were people who had found a pass and enjoyed a little';
We speak then of adolescents with adolescent problems,
in Missouri in 2006, two 13 year old cling, Megan Meier our victim and his neighbor,
things among creatures, one would say, and is well ', but the that the neighbor is a spy Megan's mother.
's mother, Lori Drew, 50 years old with a capacity to divide the unit,
rather than resolve the situation with the healthy schiattigli between neighbors (like the cat kill them, cut down trees, moving fences, call the police every two and three) decides to make a young girl and technology.
Then use myspace,
mo we digress for a moment, you have this myspace?
That site used to find groups sperzi but talent ,
do scandal at Disney, put your photo "SECSI" with the self-timer (which would be the same before) have millemila fake friends of famous characters , cultivate necrophilia, and of course porn.
How can someone so innocent tool become a weapon?
everything is possible with the wit of the American Desperate Housewives
Mrs. Drew created an account on myspace,
the 16 year old "appeal to a teenager with teenage problems" Josh Evans, and brought him into contact with Megan, the 13 year old
we care as a cooked pear,
so you love on the internet for months, carrying out this virtual relationship.
Sul più bello, la zezzenella finisce il 16enne virtualmente concepito le dice che non vuole sentirla mai più, la riempie di male parole e le dice che il mondo sarebbe migliore se lei non ci fosse.
Non contento, la smerdea anche attraverso le pagine degli amici comuni.
La ragazzina, affetta da obesità, depressione e sindrome da deficit di attenzione e iperattività, (cioè questo secondo gli standard americani che danno gli psicofarmaci come caramelle) nel pieno dei problemi adolescenziali degli adolescenti, si suicida impiccandosi nella sua cameretta
A questo punto la furbesca assassina cancella l'account e minaccia tutti quelli che sanno o sospettano,
ma al polizia riesce comunque ad arrivare a lei, anche perche se l'è mezza cantata la figlia.
Ma anche con ciò, se la fanno con la pasta, dato che non ha commesso nessun reato.
Adesso forse vogliono fare una legge a hoc in iuesei, bo si vedrà.
Tutto questo per dire cosa?
che forse internet era un posto migliore quando era zona solo per nerd .
(e naturalmente per il porno)
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Monday, December 1, 2008
Jcpenney Salonappliances
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Giorni,o forse mesi, fa
girava la notizia della droga elettronica,
i-doser si chiama, proprio perche cosi pareva più digitale a tipo i-pod.
siti d'informazione
-dalla specchiata affidabilità-
tipo libero news e tgcom ,
riportavano la notizia:
"la nuova moda che si porta tra i giovini
e che quindi gli spappola il cervello".
Una conclusione degna di quelle che escono dalla bocca di mia nonna,
dopo che s'è vista medicina33 ,
"Marcello non stare davanti al compiutèr che iesci pazzo"
In ogni caso, a me pareva una stronzata,
e non mi ci accostai proprio,
ma alcuni giovani eroici tipo l'amante-degli-estintori-solo-a-scopo-copulativo
o l'asian-addict;
have tried confirming my prejudice.
But what a fool I was, I must retrace my steps and
change my opinion,
because I was honest and verifiable evidence of the absolute goodness of this drug,
leave you some evidence.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Saturday Night Live Napster Hearings
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Nutro Max Dog Foodcoupons
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Although I can not speak of life, it
of art in this case.
Today I read this thing here,
the reviews on the net seemed something extraordinary, disturbing
but with a meaning behind
in the end, not is not even his cock.
gets lost after the first two chapters,
doing good in a bland and meaningless, because
patently fake and exaggerated;
to conclude talks boring plot twists and phone calls,
you save only the design, but it is not even
sborone as usual.
should be pointed out that the internet was defined as guro, a " tortureporn "
and stuff like that to Furry,
is even sold sealed, non-
impress young innocent-but
more than a little truth medical-bondage there is nothing.
The fact is that beauty is criticized for his basic idea:
to quell the riots due to excessive aggression of prison inmates, a law is proposed
;
each year, is made to a "feast of Passover",
where an orphan girl is given as a pastime prisoners to be raped to death.
What happy, you say.
but it is not,
because it may be fine for a comic fool
- which is also crap - but when
happens, it's quite disgusting.
So the basic idea was not even so far-fetched, after all,
also because, the fact seems to follow closely the plot,
where the government and the authorities are well-legs cosa accade,
ma tengono tutto nascosto per non creare scandalo.
Da quel che so Samura l'ha scritto prima,
quindi possiamo dire che le grandi menti funzionano all'unisono,
almeno il giappanese non ha fatto male a nessuna.
Alla fin fine,
mi sa che l' apocalisse c'è la meritiamo veramente.
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Monday, October 20, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
Double Vision And Kidney Failure
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Una sola parola;
Froci ,
senza offense to those who love people with the same sex chromosomes, especially when it comes to
XX and XX.
But you can not see, especially when
viecchio greased and throw all their dignity past.
I think we will regret the paninari, and it takes
stomach.
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Monday, October 6, 2008
Pinky Adultstar Clips
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Introducing another appointment with:
"The most imaginative ways, and full of verve, to kill someone"
In the collective human sacrifice,
is something dark, occult, satanic,
you do at night, hooded
hiding behind a mask his face, not a substitute for
ritual daggers, magic phrase,
and a virgin on the altar.
oggigiorgio But things are not going well,
there are no more demons than once,
with all those complex and esoteric rituals, the male semen and menstrual
nothing to invoke them, but only
a cell phone, at most.
The sacrifices are made with a classic precise purpose well,
usually for money, killing someone is good for business;
but not today,
kills himself for popularity,
for a couple of extra numbers on a counter,
in principle does not even get their hands dirty, it
Hooded. Just
this was indeed the case near London, where a young
- half emo it seems from the photo -
decided to commit suicide,
far nothing strange, I know
boys groped
suicide is fashionable .
So our hero climbs to the top floor of a parking lot, waiting for comfortable and convenient
,
that after a while 'scene, the police prejudice;
but the crime happening here,
the crowd below,
instead of pointing and Allucci
- as happens in the movies -
or watch and have it go through the shit,
- as usually happens -
starts to fetch per culo il mezzemo,
e lo invita a buttarsi,
il tutto naturalmente ripreso dai fedeli cellulari.
E quando il giovane,
che non stava bene gia di suo,
si sente dire da gente che non conosce minimante,
di dover saltare, per poter appurare l'entita del rimbalzo,
non ci pensa due volte e si butta.
Il sacrificio al dio Youtube,
da chi è stato fatto alla fin fine?
dalla folla che augurava la morte a un ragazzo disturbato,
o dallo stesso ragazzo che non aveva voglia di spendere una sterlina in lamette?
e ha donato la sua esuberante dipartita al wired ,
ma poi - emo o meno - e pur sempre un ragazzo che si sta uccidendo before you, as
can not prove anything, and coolly take a phone to make a video?
What if you then who goes to see the video of the people who accire tuotubo up?
internet was created for very different reasons.
are not better video constructive?
or videos of jailbait that sing?
- and related catfight -
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Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Tiffany Towers Orgasam
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* onomatopoeia suggested by roby
New section on the blog, full of joy after
"Biographies that was not felt need "
- one day I will continue, I already got a couple of characters - here's to you
:
"The most imaginative ways, and full of verve, to kill someone"
On 29 September this year,
Russia, Ulyanovsk in a country that I have but no idea where he is,
during a party, two girls talked of this and that;
should be noted that these two were friends ,
still talking about talking, they talk to guys, you know how these
18years modern
between a word and the other one starts to boast of his success with the latter being credited
blonde.
So in a burst of magnanimity to recommend ' friend to dye their hair,
' s friend wounded pride replies:
"being blonde is an incurable condition is not something to aspire to," the
blonde reply to these words spiced with a more politically correct:
"you are so that the process will never find a guy"
at this point you should begin and end at the pools fetienti maleparole and down the Saints.
far so ok,
things for women, the catfight
are always nice, but something goes wrong
:
's friend "so the process "had with him a pair of tweezers for eyebrows,
and starts to affect the poor carrier of blond hair with the latter,
after more than a hundred shots in my opinion he came a bit of arm pain, and
let 's friend bled to death, police say
did not think to kill her, but that was an accidental thing.
The fact that I'm not looking invent anything,
well as the dialogue is exactly the testimony that "the process so" left to the police.
- just mo, you know that my knowledge of English stops in words such as: teen, barelylegal, uniform, and things like that -
some doubts linger,
possible that during a party no one has noticed anything?
not have heard the cries of the dying?
You can die in such a way so stupid? But no one knew
defends?
words are tweezers, fuck, not a knife,
after the first ten shots can be blonde when you want, but you
they should realize that this is serious, it could
least one Allucci mena.
The moral is the same:
Stuff happens.
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Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Aphthous Ulcers Shiny
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And I say no more.
To post on the elusive holiday
maybe one day will come.
Perhaps not.
scordanto I was to tell you, that
tomorrow
-present if we want to be precise, have passed the two-
around 9 the world will be sucked into a black hole .
So, commending their souls to Dr. Birillo
or false idol when you believe in, and finish your chores
pending.
For more voyeur ,
you can see it live.
I set the alarm at ten and a half ago because
Hanna Montana, but then
is also the time when the experiment should really begin.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Example Seating Charts
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For now I put this, will follow
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Pinky Adult Films Free
Employee: you need to do?
Mere: Two parcels, a bow and a book the cheapest thing you hold.
Employee: we all bow and two books, right?
Mere: we can not, and one for Europe.
Clerk: So a priority.
Guarda il pacco, lo pesa e mette il francobollo.
Impiegato: aspetta ma questo do va?
MeRe: in Kosovo.
Impiegato : ma ci esiste? Io sapevo che era Polonia.
MeRe: penso proprio che ci esiste, se sta la people that I send the package.
Employee: Yes, but not Poland?
Mere: not think so, then look at it is written, Republic of Kosovo as well.
Employee: but I think there is any, is part of Poland.
Mere: and that has to do
Employee: no you're wrong is in Poland, Poland put mo See you then.
Mere: sorry you can not see through the cap on the envelope?
Employee: no the computer does not recognize it, that does not come out right kosovo, put Poland.
viecchio: it sure is
Employee: well I knew this fact, mo do so puts the price premium for
Mere: do what volete voi, ma a me non pare.
Impiegato : non ti preoccupa che lo spediamo in Polonia.
La domanda è una sola, quale era il fatto del Papa che si ricordavano quei due sul kosovo?
Che era polacco vabè, ma il Kosovo?
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Buy Hair From Myammee
The sad story of man who lived as a dwarf and a giant burst in the body.
Little is known about Adam Rainer, born in Austria in 1889 was a poor fool who until the age of twenty-one years was 1.18 meters, that is, how to properly says "a meters and a banana. "
So far nothing unusual, the butt of consumer jokes at school and everything going for verso giusto, ma come sanno le vecchie “il riavolo ci mette sempre la mano”.
Quindi, improvvisamente, iniziatte a crescere;
e non di poco ma di quasi 10 centimetri l’anno, cioè per uno che è alto un metro e una sputazza , in un primo momento non doveva essere male, ma il fatto bello era che la cosa non si fermava.
A 32 anni era 2,18 metri, vebè direte, se ne vedeva bene, poteva paccheriare quelli che prima lo sfottevano, invece no.
Il riavolo, si sa, fa le pentole ma non i coperchi, quindi il giovane ebbe pure la bella fortuna, che visto che cresceva troppo assai gli venette la debolezza organica e fu costretto a letto a vita, quando si chiama ciorta.
Quando finalmente schiattate in corpo a 51 anni era alto 2,34 metri, quindi dopo questa vita nel segno dell’allegrezza l’unica cosa che apparò e di essere l’unica persona al mondo ad essere stata sia un nano che un gigante.
What we want to teach the life of this man?
lot of things like that god grants the wishes of the genes Scazzi worse in the thousand and one nights, or that the human body is full of wonders, or even that the ciorta or hold or not hold.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Fredericton Auto Action
Another month, another post;
are particularly prolific in this period.
Starting from serious things ,
I have personally seen the Poet,
scenes from religious hysteria,
people wanted to touch, hug,
perhaps even lead somebody's hand,
fetishism venting a bit 'as they could, in search of relics.
Inquadrandomi, dalla sua penna è scaturito ciò:
“A Marcello, spina nel fianco dei genitori, Alè”
Da sottolineare che brioscio è venuto con gli occhi aperti nella foto,
non fregherà a nessuno ma l’ho scritto per inserire l'immagine.
Sembrerà strano ma ci stava gente, e pure a lot ',
comparing in this situation was any half,
is a minimum was an event organized
people with a minimum advertised more.
This suggests many things,
addition to the fact that they do not know basutelli sound
this is obvious, but you have to repeat,
that Pharaoh, he did something serious
even if you do not want to realize I miss him.
sfastriato I know of writes,
I'm going to see Doctor Who,
leave you in the company of this funny guy who makes funny faces
ready in 2012, perhaps out,
ends and maybe even the world.
Friday, May 30, 2008
Fun Brain Com/poptropica
n'altro past month,
even older and always with less desire,
the bottom I hit a little 'time ago.
We went to a country after sperzo Benevento,
to feel Caparezza,
- so far already it is quite ridiculous -
After various adventures,
(not write because I sfastareo,
I mention that there were only using:
a Preveto, Padrepio that skied,
and a jungle infested with bigfoot Maybe not but it)
arrive.
viecchio scuorno were in the front row, without
sape want of which they spoke, they wanted to
NCAP ballroom dancing, I know ;
Then they were i uaglincielli, che da veri alternative-di-sta-ceppa,
pogavano e poi fetavano di surore,
i vecchi, capita la mala parata, indietreggiano.
Io in quel frangente non sapevo che fare, il giovine, che ancora per poco,
anagraficamente sono;
o il viecchio, che mi sento essere?
Scelgo, indietreggio.
return loudly about the mei:
"dialogues with creatures scassacazzo"
Creatures " We can take the ball "
mere" wait mo come "
mere "how many times I have told you that you should not play out here?"
Creature "were on the other hand, he was wrong to pulls and arrived there"
mere "sorry I forgot, you're Mark Lenders"
"do not have to throw the ball here, that daughters do they eat the dog"
Creature "but we never play out here,"
mere "but if I felt the ball on the gate from the top
" what the hell of education that hold "
spoken Note the fine, which I use with creatures.
After I released the dog, the creature is in the shit, but I gave the ball daughters. At the bottom are a
Pesson pebbena.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Monday, April 21, 2008
Playas Nuditas Long Island
Dopo due mesi di vuoto si ritorna,
so successe varie cose,
non poi molte in verità,
più che altro manco un cazzo.
Leggendo qui dice che manco dal 15 febbraio,
febbraio e marzo non mi ricordo che ho fatto,
credo un cazzo,
o anche meno.
Sono andato all’uni per una decina di giorni,
poi ho smesso,
ho fatto finta di studiare per una settimana,
poi ho smesso,
non ho cercato di fare nient’altro,
ho smesso lo stesso.
Degno di nota:
la settimana alcolica:
Che non era una settimana, ma era alcolica lo stesso.
Pasquetta/LaureaCapitano/MadonnaDelleGalline.
Incontri scontri vari,
amnesie, folgorazioni_barra_delusioni,
Girl in blu, caramelle perse,
catfight, emo-lesbo-girl,
Triccheballacche,
dissertazioni sull’amore,
Batman se ne va.
Concerto dei Baustelli:
Il Bianconi parla inglese peggio di me,
veste peggio me, almost
sings worse than me.
NCAP to iss is a double, but it is only
fumier;
Many leccasorche,
not the kind Lesbochic.
Briosco leaves us heart,
to a misunderstanding.
nice evening.
Scompleanno.
(to the tune of the Star of the Seine)
alcohol there;
what will happen what will happen
... no pen-sa.
Picnic:
waited for no reason,
Panzio in for no reason.
quotations pipparoli narcissistic,
where the sea begins and ends? Where
not get wet shoes.
Children scustumati,
"Creatures also you have to take the gilato?"
"no I want crisps"
"so you do not impizza that I'm the first"
ducks without poppies
boat in the sea with mutinies,
toast, the waiter, to Poe and the captain, Jhonny
signals everywhere,
cups and glasses,
paragliders, aestheticism, excrement.
Luna mentioned, Fulvio singing.
people going, that is,
ball saved, then regains freedom. The Philip Morris
wine, cola and
with the sun.
Friday, February 15, 2008
Fibroids Condition_symptoms
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Regional Napoli, 13 morning;
After going to make me sign the ticket,
yes, Pagani is not the obliteration, and yes, I'm stupid;
take place, I open the book on smadonno -Italian-contemporary writers-authors -of-bestseller,
you believe, when I almost, but at the same time feel very
prophets of revolution acrobats,
you believe, but you are not fucking that neither Paul nor the Atreides,
preso da questi pensieri molto profondi,
ad un tratto sento un campanello d’allarme,
la frase che chiunque prende il treno di prima mattina teme più di ogni altra.
Un femminiello che piagne ed allucca, sul fatto che la guagliona e un po’ zoccola,
e che di mamma c’è nor a single,
On these issues we also agree, but
fucking say it, but there are different ways
, caca want cock,
be organized, you will not drive sti mobile feel a zero.
It seems that, in addition to crying and screaming, the woman sings belching,
which could well improve the song, but you
then you will not see well.
better focus my attention on this group which, at first
I'd look categorized as 'cuoppi', and I removed
;
At a second glance, confirm the premises,
but now I was attracted to the speech.
SB2 "By the way, how was the exam?"
SB1 "I do not speak! I went to the design and everything I did and I told him that was low and what was up, but I cheated and I've said the opposite! That
ceases, asked me what it meant, and I said that I had learned so I did not know at that point I explained it to me and sends me right, I'm still nervous "
SB2" Damn it, yet you know so beautiful! "
SB1" And I must say that you can see that it was no longer na! "
I'm so nervous that I can not even read the orscopo "
[...] read horoscope, we care a fish
with the excuse that there are erotic scenes pressures, but they only make trouble for nothing,
what I see when I do see this as a good Sunday and Mariastella, and nobody says anything, but what Nannomoretti being ... a thing, a ... agitator, a political activist! We do not make the film, this is Italy! "
had died some time ago, I know, but did not know,
this had to be a more serious blog with other things and not these, but
already know I was the fucking shit before you start, I wrote then m
Strunz is then seen.
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